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{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}
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Britches Great Outdoors is a clothing company originally founded in Georgetown, Washington, United States. It produces a full line of primarily men's clothing.
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